What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?